Fuck Marry Kill Candle Set

In case you've been living under a rock your whole life: Fuck, Marry, Kill is a game in which you're presented with the names of three people, either celebrities or personal acquaintances, and then are forced to decide which of the three you would have sex with, which you would marry, and which you would kill. This game has been characterized as "tasteless" and "juvenile," so of course it was high time for us to put our own spin on it. Mark each candle with your choice, or write in a name if you must, but please - don't pick John Mayer for all three!